Top 7 Coolest Medieval-Style Weapons

Kendall


#7 - Crossbow
The lazy man's bow.

#6 - Morning Star
The closest you can get to swinging around your dick and balls like a weapon.

#5 - Glaive
Behead some fools, then use it to spread butter on a giant piece of toast.

#4 - Warhammer
Ever seen someone's skull implode?

#3 - Flail
The closest you can get to swinging around THREE dicks and balls like a weapon.

#2 - Claymore
C'mon dude, you've seen Braveheart.

#1 - War Pig
You suck so bad I'ma kill your ass with a freaking hog.

Ned

#7 - Cat of Nine Tails

Scary as hell, with multiple ways to snag that ass.

#6 - Battle Axe

Imagine being in the heat of battle and some 250lb Scotsman starts letting loose.

#5 - Crossbow
You don't need real skill, just time to reload.

#4 - Two Handed Sword

Riding into battle on a War Horse, chopping off the heads of the poor.

#3 - Sickle
I don't know how often it was employed in battle officially, but that would be enough to make the French retreat (of course so would the wind blowing too hard, or a light drizzle.)

#2 - Short Sword

The workhorse of any army, and reliable friend in close quarters. 

#1 - Long Bow
Let the hard rain begin.