Top 10 Places You Lost Your Keys

Ned

#10 - In the Dog

#9 - In the Gutter

#8 - By the Dead Hooker

#7 - With Drunk Charlie Sheen

#6 - In the Crack Den

#5 - In the Pool

#4 - In Jay-Z's Truck (and it's locked so you goin' need a warrant for that.)

#3 - Under the Law Mower

#2 - At the Bottom of the Hole in the Middle of Ancient Sparta

#1 - With Bi-Curious 1997 Carmen Electra