Top 3 Best Ways to Die

Ned

#3 - From Too Much Joy

#2 - Fighting a frost dragon while riding an evil cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for a horn on the tip of the Saturn V rocket crashing into the moon while engulfed in flames.

All credit to Flint (Click Here if you don't know about Flint...loser.)


#1 - In Your Sleep (instead of screaming to your death like the rest of the people in the car.)


Kendall


#3 - Making love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

#2 - Three words: Blaze of glory.

#1 - Zombie bite.

Top 5 Driving Songs

Ned

#5 - Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song

#4 - Various - Zorba the Greek

#3 - Tom Petty - Running Down a Dream

#2 - Stone Temple Pilots - Interstate Love Song

#1 - Led Zeppelin - Kashmir

Kendall

#5 - MGMT - Time to Pretend

#4 - The White Stripes - Blue Orchid

#3 - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song

#2 - Ramones - Howling at the Moon

#1 - Violent Femmes - American Music

Top 5 Non-Earth Planets

Kendall


#5 - Mars
Pimp:

#4 - Neptune
The original Ice Giant.  Recognize.


#3 - Jupiter
Just a really big bastard of a planet.


#2 - Mercury
Once upon a time, the sun took a massive dump.  That bowel movement is now known as Mercury.


#1 - Saturn
Isn't Saturn everyone's favorite planet?




Ned


#5 - Jupiter
Yeah it's freaking big, and has a big spot, but I remain unimpressed.


#4 - Mercury
Closest to the sun, and is basically a big lead ball. It's a fighter that never falls despite the millions of pieces of space crap that constantly rams into it.


#3 - Uranus
The coldest planet in the solar system, tilted on its ass, the ancients didn't know anything about it, it has rings, and a name that makes Mormons blush.  Eat it Romney!


#2 - Venus
3 Words - "Giant Double Vortex"

#1 - Saturn
Bling Bling goes the Rings.

Top 5 Fast Food Menu Items

Ned E. Dosier


#5 - Chick-fil-A - Spicy Chicken Sandwich 
Better then Wendy's Spicy Chicken by a hair, and you feel good buying food from them.


#4 - Firehouse Subs - Italian Sandwich
The best flat out fast food sandwich.  Sure you pay more, but I would rather have good food in my belly than the sour taste of a dollar saved. Screw you Jared  Fogle and your sandwich artists.

#3 - Chipotle - Burrito
When you make one thing, you better make it right.


#2 - Wendy's - Chili
I don't want to know what is in the Chili, but I love it.


#1 - McDonald's  - Egg McMuffin
I won't eat anything at McDonald's except the glorious Egg McMuffin.

Kendall

#5 - McDonald's - McRib

It's like medicine to cure the pain.  Had a bad day?  Have a McRib.  Just be sure you pronounce it correctly: muh-CRIBB.

#4 - Wendy's - Spicy Chicken Sandwich

I disagree that Chick-fil-A's spicy is better than Wendy's original.

#3 - Chick-fil-A - Chicken Sandwich

The best chicken sandwich ever, ever.

If this picture doesn't make you hungry, I don't want to know you.

#2 - Arby's - Big Roast Beef

With extra horsey sauce.

#1 - Cook-Out - Peanut Butter & Banana Shake

I could have this IV dripped into my bloodstream.

Best. Thing. Ever.

Top 10 Super Heroes

Kendall
Honorable Mention: Nightcrawler, Cable, Iron Fist, Blue Beetle, The Tick, Deadpool (too much of a villain to make the list), Swamp Thing, Punisher, Deathlok
#10 - Rom, Spaceknight
#9 - Warlock (from New Mutants)
#8 - Kick-Ass
#7 - Gambit
#6 - Spawn
#5 - Moon Knight
#4 - Batman
#3 - Spider-Man
#2 - Iron Man
#1 - Rorschach

Ned
#10 - Silver Surfer
#9 - Nightcrawler
#8 - Wolverine
#7 - Hellboy
#6 - Phoenix
#5 - Spawn
#4 - Rogue
#3 - Rorschach
#2 - Batman
#1 - Iron Man
Note: Superman is too Jesus Christy for me.

Top 5 Female-Fronted Rock Bands

Ned E. Dosier
Honorable Mention: L7, Bikini Kill, The Breeders, Portishead
#5 - Hole (begrudgingly) - Best Song: "Rock Star"
#4 - Sleater-Kinney - Best Song: "Jumpers"
#3 - Heart - Best Song: "Barracuda"
#2 - Garbage - Best Song: "Stupid Girl"
#1 - Elastica - Best Song: "Blue"

Kendall
Honorable Mention: Wilson Phillips, Fleetwood Mac, Joydrop, The Cranberries, The Breeders, Blondie, Eurythmics, Veruca Salt
#5 - Hole - Best Song: "Violet"
#4 - Belly - Best Song: "Feed the Tree"
#3 - Elastica - Best Song: "Stutter"
#2 - Garbage - Best Song: "Vow"
#1 - Heart - Best Song: "Barracuda"

Top 5 Movies about the Apocalypse

Ned's List

#5 - Shaun of the Dead

#4 - 12 Monkeys

#3 - A Boy and His Dog

#2 - Mad Max

#1 - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Kendall's List
Honorable Mention: A Boy and His Dog, Planet of the Apes, Logan's Run, I Am Legend, Children of Men, Tank Girl, 9, Wall-E, 12 Monkeys, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

#5 - The Day After

#4 - The Matrix

#3 - Dawn of the Dead

#2 - Zombieland

#1 - 28 Days Later

Note: We would like to extend a special FU to Waterworld, and an extra-special FU to The Postman.  Also, just a general FU to Kevin Costner.